I was looking for a place to kill time and watch some football a few Sundays ago. So I ducked into Fatty Cue in Brooklyn. I’ve never been there before. It looked a party, but I wasn’t quite sure. There was a lady handing out free fried spring roll-like dessert with honey. The music was loud. I only saw two small tables and a bar. The host tried to seat me at the bar, but so many seats were being saved. After a lot of back and forth, he got me a seat at the counter along the wall opposite of the bar.
I was really confused. I saw a lady smack a guy’s face super hard while they were walking out. People were dancing, making out, partying. I didn’t see anyone eating at the bar. In fact, it seemed like half of the people were employees. I waited a long time for service, but I think no one realized I was there to eat. So I went to the bar to order. Got the Beef Brisket with Baos. Pretty pricey at $24, but it turned out to be really good.
There was a really hot tall white girl at the bar making out with a really short Asian guy, who was dressed very hip hop/urban. I was like “Whoa, what does he have that I don’t have?” Then half way through my brisket, I realized he was a girl. I went from being super jealous to kinda turned on.
Oh, I asked a friend that’s been to Fatty Cue before. Apparently, there’s a dining room in the back. LOL. That makes a lot more sense!
Fatty Cue – 91 S 6th St (btwn Berry & Bedford) Brooklyn, NY 11249