The Hoboken Hooch

seth & katie throwdown the jersey bbq. grill chicken, sausage, steak, corn salad, salsa, tecate is taste good! suicide cocktail inventions make me hiccup like a drunk baby elephant. they say to do handstand to get rid hiccups. i do it. but nose starts bleeding. now hiccup and bloody nose. ride the party train back to brooklyn. we see a helicopter circling overhead shining a light down on axl and blind melon singer. at the bar my hiccup comes back. a girl tells me to hold my breath and think of three bald men i know. it works. i think of people with cancer.