Iâ€™m happy to have Tio Wally (long-time Me So Hungry reader) aboard to send in his eating adventures from across America. Here he is in Boring, Oregon.
Greetings from Boring, Oregon
N 45Â° 25â€™ 48â€ W 122Â° 22â€™ 25â€ Elev. 508 feet
We hope everyone is having a great Xmas.
Although Iâ€™m flattered to be parked on SE Wally Road in the town that bills itself as The Most Exciting Place To Live, Xmas on the yacht this year is a little disappointing.
Iâ€™m going stir crazy and the SS Me So Hungryâ€™s crack lead navigator, my evil twin Skippy, is driving me crazy. I found this animated clip that depicts how bad it is. I will be accurately portrayed by the interminably calm, cool and collected Ren HÃ¶ek, while Skippy will be played by the inimitable Stimpson â€œStimpyâ€ J. Cat.
Actually, itâ€™s not that bad. We were able to find a halal turkey.
Unfortunately, we have no way to cook it.
Happy Holidays, y’all.
And so we roll.
Tio Wally pilots the 75-foot, 40-ton(max) land yacht SS Me So Hungry. He reports on road food from around the country whenever parking and InterTube connections permit.