I’m happy to have Tio Wally (long-time Me So Hungry reader) aboard to send in his eating adventures from across America. Here he is in Boring, Oregon.
Greetings from Boring, Oregon
N 45° 25’ 48” W 122° 22’ 25” Elev. 508 feet
We hope everyone is having a great Xmas.
Although I’m flattered to be parked on SE Wally Road in the town that bills itself as The Most Exciting Place To Live, Xmas on the yacht this year is a little disappointing.
I’m going stir crazy and the SS Me So Hungry’s crack lead navigator, my evil twin Skippy, is driving me crazy. I found this animated clip that depicts how bad it is. I will be accurately portrayed by the interminably calm, cool and collected Ren Höek, while Skippy will be played by the inimitable Stimpson “Stimpy” J. Cat.
Actually, it’s not that bad. We were able to find a halal turkey.
Unfortunately, we have no way to cook it.
Happy Holidays, y’all.
And so we roll.
Tio Wally pilots the 75-foot, 40-ton(max) land yacht SS Me So Hungry. He reports on road food from around the country whenever parking and InterTube connections permit.