When I was little, my sister and aunt would play a hand slapping game called “Pee Pee Pie”. You go “Pee – Pee – Pie. Pee – Pee – Pie” in patty cake fashion. I told an old girlfriend that and she started calling me Pee Pee Pie. So I make up a #1 joke that goes like this:

Her: Why they call you Pee Pee Pie?
Me: Because I Pee Pee Pie. Why they call you Po Po Platter?
Her: They don’t. They call me Poo Poo Platter.
(wah wah waaaaah)

I always wondered what would happen if you ordered Poo Poo Platter from a fast food chinese restaurant. How do they give you the fire and the spinning platter? Answer: they don’t. oh.

Food from East Met West. So this is what shrimp toast is.

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