Tommy Lasagna

There's a real restaurant opening up called Tommy Lasagna. For real? That's the best name ever. I was invited to the opening party for cocktails and a tasting. Fancier and smaller than I thought it would be. I ...

A Free Meal

Sometimes people offer me free meals, because me so hungry. Sounds cool, but it's tricky. Can I say the food sucks? What if it was awesome? You know I got it free. I wouldn't want to lose your trust. Well I too...