My workplace forced me to take a vacation day because I hadn’t been using them. So I decided to get a massage and went to Calexico nearby in Greenpoint while I waited for my appointment.

Pork Burrito Bowl - Calexico Greenpoint

Ordered the Chipotle Pork Burrito Bowl ($9) with guac ($3) and crack sauce ($1). That bowl was delicious. Yummy!

Then I went to my massage and I realized –man, I really don’t like massages. They tickle and they hurt. Why do people like that? I just want someone to scratch my back softly. I was telling my friend about this and he sent me a link where hot girls rub their naked oiled bodies against you as a massage. I don’t know if I’m ready for that, but that sure sounds like it hurts a lot less.

Calexico – 645 Manhattan Ave (btw Bedford Ave & Norman Ave in Greenpoint) Brooklyn, NY 11222

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Jason Lam

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One Response

  1. Marcus

    you need to put something in your pics that would help give a sense of scale, something like a fork, hand, etc.

    otherwise there is no way to tell if that bowl is the size of a thimble or a football field.


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