Last year, Nespresso gave me about eight espressos to drink in two hours. I thought I was cutting back this time around, but I think I drank about the same amount.

Padma Lakshmi was on-hand to take us on a tour around the world. We sat as if we were in an airplane and watched videos and people talk. I really don’t know what any of that was about. I was so wired. I didn’t know what was going on. I’m glad they fed me food …as I can see in the photos.

I really do like this Nespresso espresso. It tastes good and I keep drinking it. I don’t think it’s as dangerous as bath salts.

All the espressos got me wired and up all night. I didn’t know what to do, so I made this mashup of Carley Rae Jepsen and Radiohead around three in the morning.

My first stab at animated gifs:

Padma is even beautiful acting like she’s eating a cookie.

“Mind, Sense, Smell”

Cosby tummy rub

ALSO… They gave me another Nespresso machine (same one I already have). So I’ll be giving it away with EXTRAS to one of you lucky readers. Stay tuned. It’ll probably be a Twitter thing. I just need to figure out how to log in first.

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Jason Lam

Food blogger since 2008. Hair model since 2003.

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