I went to Bar Matchless a few times this past week to check out my friends’ bands —Clinical Trials, Prince Rupert’s Drops, RIBS. I was standing in the bar talking to my friends with my hands behind my back like an old man. Embarrassingly, a girl bumped into me and her vagina went right into my cupped hand. More embarrassingly, I didn’t know what it was and thought someone was handing me something, so I instinctively squeezed a little –like when you put your finger into a baby’s hand. I turned around and realized what happened. It was only a little awkward when I said hi. They have a big plate of fries for $4. Sweet deal w/ fancy sauce.

Bar Matchless – 557 Manhattan Ave (@ Driggs) Brooklyn, NY 11226
01 Matchless Bar French Fries

Also check out this brand new Ape School music video. Wonderfully animated/directed by Anthony F. Schepperd. Me So Hungry is the official food blog of Ape School.

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