My workplace forced me to take a vacation day because I hadn’t been using them. So I decided to get a massage and went to Calexico nearby in Greenpoint while I waited for my appointment.
Ordered the Chipotle Pork Burrito Bowl ($9) with guac ($3) and crack sauce ($1). That bowl was delicious. Yummy!
Then I went to my massage and I realized –man, I really don’t like massages. They tickle and they hurt. Why do people like that? I just want someone to scratch my back softly. I was telling my friend about this and he sent me a link where hot girls rub their naked oiled bodies against you as a massage. I don’t know if I’m ready for that, but that sure sounds like it hurts a lot less.
Calexico – 645 Manhattan Ave (btw Bedford Ave & Norman Ave in Greenpoint) Brooklyn, NY 11222