Finally got around to trying Five Guys since Obama. I was wary of the free unlimited toppings, but I knew I wanted it all. I just wasn’t sure if they were going to give me stink eye. Been wary of unlimited toppings ever since my band almost broke up in New Haven because I wanted every single topping on the free pizza we were getting. Well Five Guys didn’t give me the stink eye and we didn’t almost break up. Burgers “All-The-Way” is actually programmed in the register.
(Toppings: Mayo, Relish*, Onions*, Lettuce, Pickles, Tomatoes, Grilled Onions, Grilled Mushrooms, Ketchup, Mustard, Jalapeno Peppers*, Green Peppers, A-1 Sauce*, Bar-B-Q Sauce*, Hot Sauce*) *Upon request only.
Now that I see the asterisks on the menu, I don’t think I got those. If you say “everything,” you would think you’d get EVERYTHING. Isn’t that what I requested? That’s what I wanted. I guess I have to request all of them in addition to “everything.” Maybe they would have given me stink eye.
However, Obama is right. Five Guys is good. People should stop comparing it to In-N-Out though …because they should compare it to Wendy’s. Five Guys tastes like a better Wendy’s burger. I can’t point my finger on why, but it does. I almost want to say it’s the ketchup, but that sounds silly. The Cajun Fries were heavily coated in Old Bay-type seasoning. I love Old Bay, but maybe there’s too much on the fries.
Afterwards, Matt showed me some puppies in the window down the street. Then we walked by Waverly Diner and I looked at the people eating in the window. I almost tapped.
Five Guys Famous Burgers and Fries – 296 Bleecker St (@ S 7th Ave) New York, NY 10014










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It’s “Wary” not “Weary”. Wary = Leery, Suspicious (English); Weary = Tired (English), Pinyin (Chinese), Cansado (Spanish), Farmatert (Yiddish). Thank God you don’t write chyrons, Jason.
| February 5, 2010 @ 9:39 am
Dang it. And I looked it up too.
| February 5, 2010 @ 10:04 am
Five Guys is a regular thing down here, “everything” or “all the way” is just the ones without the asterisk. It’s partially because otherwise you’d end up with cooked onions and raw onions, among other things, and most people don’t actually want that. “Everything” is shorthand for “the normal grouping of toppings people seem to want”.
But if you want more, they really don’t seem to mind or care down here. I’ve asked for more. Usually “everything, plus BBQ sauce”.
| February 24, 2010 @ 5:57 pm
I love that Five Guys is in New York! I am from Alexandria, VA, home of the first Five Guys. It is my favorite burger in the world.
| February 24, 2010 @ 7:11 pm
comparing five guys to wendy’s is an insult to all things culinary. this article not only demonstrates your lack of understanding of the English language, but more importantly the narrow-mindedness of you palate.
| February 28, 2010 @ 1:28 am
Geez, zdeezul sure loves Five Guys!
| February 28, 2010 @ 2:21 pm
jason, how dare you compare a fast food burger with another fast food burger
| February 28, 2010 @ 5:47 pm
At least you didn’t compare it to In N Out like everyone else. I agree it does have a similar Wendys taste. Not by the looks though.
| March 1, 2010 @ 5:59 pm
I like wendy’s and I’m not an asshole
| March 1, 2010 @ 6:07 pm
Ive never ever tasted a burger so delicious in my life they have the best burger they dont care about style or food wrapping but im sure they care about the taste if you wanna enjoy it you should be starving and order it
| August 5, 2010 @ 4:36 am